A Fertility Booster Drug called Pergonal is made from the Urine collected from Nuns in the Vatican City! Urine is collected from postmenopausal nuns as an ingredient to make this medicine because the inventor of this medicine Mr Piero Donini, an Italian Scientist believed that after menopause, FSH and LH levels shoot up to stimulate production.
Vatican has 25 % Stake in the the company called Serono which manufactures this drug. This fertility enhancer called Pergonal, is made after extracting and purifying FSH and LH, the hormones that stimulate ovulation.
In the initial stages, the company needed 400 menopausal owmen who could contribute their urine daily. The Company was then contacted by Giulio Pacelli, an aristocrat and the nephew of Pope Pius XII.
Pacelli sought help from none other than Pope Pius XII himself who then directed nuns in an old age home to collect urines everyday.
By 1980s, the company required 30000 litres of urine on an everyday basis. Urine was transported via Tanker Trucks all the way to Serono’s headquarters in Rome. The company was acquired by Merck in 2007 and today they synthesize the hormones for economies of scale.
So they have a problem with Cow Urine Drinkers who consume Distilled Urine from Bos Indicus Cows that can instantly neutralize the Ph value of the a Human Body, but go gaga over Vatican Urine packaged at the Swiss Facility of Merck Soreno. Distilled Desi Gau Jharan is Boorish and Contemptful but Fertility inducers made from Postmenopausal Nun’s Urine is as Holy as a Devout Pedo Pope!
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